In yet another example, I will pull back the veil, and introduce “high-class” as only Sheenasheen knows how to live it.

What are you looking at in this picture?

Is it a grocery bag?  No, that’s what it was!

Is it a trash bag?  Well, that’s debatable.  But no, it’s not a bag of trash, per se.

What you’re looking at is the Sheenasheen, Redneck version, of a paper shredder.  Or should I say, my husband’s version of a paper shredder?

Here’s the story.  About six or seven months ago, I was all over Kurt about doing something with all this paperwork that tends to gather on the table.  Why is there so much paperwork?  Well, apparently my boo thinks the squirrels that go dumpster diving in our trashcan, also have a desire to steal our identity.  Here’s a newsflash: our information ain’t that valuable!

So anyway, he decided we would put all the various credit card offers and billing invoices in this Harris Teeter bag until we had a chance to go out and buy a shredder.  Long story short, that hasn’t happened yet.  What makes it so crazy to me, is that I find myself asking him to, “put those papers in the shredder”.  Oh my gosh, I just realized something–we’re never getting a real shredder!  That’s probably just bag number 1.  In another six months, I might be blogging about a file cabinet made of Super Glue and Dr. Pepper cans!

Do you remember, my husband is also the inventor of the Diaper Box and Duct Tape Play Tunnel?

Lawd have mercy–honestly I just remembered something while I was writing this…..we used to have a computer desk made of cinder blocks and particle board.  I AM NOT JOKING!  I have pictures to prove it.  If I tell you I’m having a hard time coming up with something to blog about one day, remind me to tell that story.  It will instantly make you feel better about yourself!

Nevertheless, there you have it.  Shredder Bag.

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I haven’t talked much about my workouts lately.  I know everyone just whispered a collective “thank you” to themselves as they read that sentence.  But, to stay true to the core of my blog, I have to bore you with some training stuff every once in a while.

So today’s topic is…..would you rather have me or Jillian Michaels as your personal trainer?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!  Before you answer, let me spice up the pot a bit:

With me, you get exclusive use of a 50,000 square foot workout facility.  Or, as I like to call it….Target!

I hold personal training lessons on Aisle 13, Tuesdays and Thursdays from 3-6 p.m.

We usually start with shoulders.

Then, we move on to curls and work those biceps.

So what, if Jillian Michaels has The Biggest Loser Ranch.  You can come to my Aisle and work out with a pretty big loser any time you want…with the exception of holidays.  My Aisle gets a little too busy around that time.

I even have my own workout DVD’s.  Well, sort of.  They’re all in black and white and held on reserve with store security!

The decision is yours.  Choose wisely!